sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

my family lives 14 hours away so I can’t even use the whole “ugh I have a family thing” excuse. 

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser